March 2012
106 posts
7 tags
fuck i hate man-made religion
Mars Hill Church pastor Mark Driscoll on sexuality
first off, fuck these assholes.
here’s the list on what is “unlawful”.
1. homosexuality
2. beastiality
3. bisexuality
4. fornication
5. friends with benefits
6. adultery
7. swinging
8. prostitution
9. masturbating someone who is not your spouse
10. oral sex outside of marriage
11. anal sex outside of marriage
12....
February 2012
99 posts
oh my god i wrote a fucking rap
3 tags
victorian badassery found during doll house... →
so you know how
michelle was all into chad and wanted to fuck the shit out of him
but then she ended up getting pregnant by his jailbird best friend and now they’re married and have a kid?
yeah that’s kinda weird
internet, what can i do with onions?
bacon onion tart
onion rings
ohhhhhhhhhhhh mama
....
you know you’ve had good sex when
you try to relive it in your head all day.
touch me.
chocolate for breakfast, motherfuckers
got laid, FINALLY
whooooooooo whoooo
i was so stupid to think he was ever going to...
4 tags
“Some say I’m robbing the cradle, but I say she’s robbing the grave.”
– Professor Farnsworth
“And it’s no sin to sin in confidence.”
– Tartuffe (IVv)
2 tags
“Now pour yourself a tall cup of don’t be such a homo and get back in that...”
– Drawn Together
6 tags
so on my last post...
quiqui prolly thought andrew’s post was for her
and now, scott thinks my post was for him
but… they’re both wrong
hello, glorious pizza
THIS DAY, I FEAST
ALL OF THE KISSING
ALL OF IT
staying up till 7am
i finally have him in my arms and legs
slow goodbyes
sleeping till 1230pm
watching futurama
BUT FUTURAMA AND SLEEPING ISN’T THE POINT, DAMNIT
THE POINT IS I HAVE HIM IN MY GRASP
I’M SO EVIL AND SO HAPPY
homewrecker barbie strikes!
AND HITS HER TARGET
bow chicka
(and no, no sex yet. i’m being a good girl.
kind of.)
