"To Brock Samson! Long live that blond-haired buttercream-frosted murdercake!"
"This is like Christmas, my first BMX bike, and meeting the cast of Firefly all in one."
"I’m a street-walkin’ cheetah with a heart full of napalm. GIMME DANGER, MAN"
"Magenta? That’s your battle code color?”
“Eat a dick!"
"We don’t have time for mysteries, Sherlock Homo"